How to use your cell phone 101… Getting back to the basics by “eating beans out of a can” by Phil Kinser MBA
Cell phones are like people in that they like to be held and talked to. Press the wrong button though when texting and you might be a one and done:(
A long long time ago there was a child’s game called Telephone (aka Chinese Whispers). Many of us Gen X and Gen Y’ers remember this game. Sadly though most Millennials and Gen Z’ers have no clue as to what I am speaking of. (Generation Z =Born 1995-2012).
For all my Gen Z’ers, Telephone, the game works like this:
One person whispers a message to another, which is passed through a line of people until the last player announces the message to the entire group. Errors typically accumulate in the retelling, so the statement announced by the last player differs significantly, and often amusingly, from the one uttered by the first. Reasons for changes include anxiousness or impatience, erroneous corrections, and that some players may deliberately alter what is being said to guarantee a changed message by the end of the line.
The game is often played by children as a party game or in the playground. It is often invoked as a metaphor for cumulative error, especially the inaccuracies as rumors or gossip spread, or, more generally, for the unreliability of human recollection or even oral traditions. *1
HERES THE MORAL: Text messaging is a sure-fire way to screw something up.
………….Don’t “screw something up”.
Yes your message will get there but how will it be interpreted by the recipient? Therein lies the problem. I suggest it will often cause you to “LOSE THE DEAL”….whether asking for funds at work, a raise, a first date (probably your first and last), or simply what to pick up for dinner, text messaging might land you in the dog house eating “beans out of a can”.
…………..Don’t “eat beans out of a can”. Drop a dime and call someone who cares # 867-5309. And always always employ the K.I.S.S. method…(Keep it Simple, Stupid)
“My model for business is The Beatles. They were four guys who kept each other’s kind of negative tendencies in check. They balanced each other, and the total was greater than the sum of the parts. That’s how I see business: Great things in business are never done by one person, they’re done by a team of people.”- Steve Jobs
*1 http://www.socialmarketing.org/newsletter/features/generation3.htm
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/how-use-you-cell-phone-101-getting-back-basics-eating-phil-kinser-mba
HAVING SEX DURING CORONA VIRUS 101….. by Phil Kinser MBA
Free Chicken: How “Dating with Corona Virus” and “Being the best manager”are “one in the same” By Phil Kinser MBA
How to have SEX during COVID-19. The STAY at HOME version. This is how to avert a crisis. In your bed and in your head. Wear Protection…Suits and Ties..and Condoms…
1. Hold OFF on the “one night stands”..Find your Huckleberry and stay put.
2. Work from Home. Sex after breakfast in bed can do wonders.
3. Brainstorm and get creative. Offer alternative positions/solutions to deliver the ultimate “orgasm of the mind”
4. Eat at Home…….of course you can read the menu but don’t stray. Be Loyal.
5. Sleep with those you know and are familiar with(proverbial)
6. Kiss a lot of Frogs to find your Prince/Princess
7. Be Real. No need to create new moves or rules. Do what you do best. (basic missionary is OK)
8. “Keep it Simple Stupid”.. don’t be fancy, be efficient.
9. Be resourceful , use the tools your momma gave you.
10. Play the card game POKER. Listen to her body, facial expressions, breathing patterns, nuances. These will reveal to you “ your next move”.
11. You don’t have to impress anyone besides you, your boss, and your wife/husband. Your experience has made you a battle-scarred veteran, always willing to compromise your benefit to put a smile on his/her face within the time-frame that you have available together before the kids come barging in on you to make them breakfast.
12. Bring them to orgasm before yourself.
13. Teach and share as you go. Make them better and more efficient than you.
14. Keep it Simple, Stupid. It’s that simple….. stupid.
“After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.” – Italian Proverb
-Be Well, Love your peeps, and always “Keep it Simple, Stupid!”- Phil K MBA
